Category: Joke Board
A young woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The
doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart. Doctor: "Can you read the
bottom line?" Girl: "No." Doctor: "Can you read the center line?" Girl:
"No." Doctor: "Can you read the large top line?" Girl: "No." Doctor (getting
frustrated): "Can you even see the chart?" Girl: "No." The doctor is clearly
frustrated and whips his Johnson out of his pants. Doctor: "Can you see
this?" Girl: "Of course!" Doctor: "Well, there's your problem -- you're
cock-eyed!"